UN PHOQUE
M’A POUSSÉ

An innocent sentence. One very suspicious seal.

Seal the dealWhat’s the deal with the seal?Printed on demand · Shipped for your region

THE COLLECTION

Three ways to seal the deal. Two designs, zero remorse.

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The organic T-shirt — A seal pushed me

The organic T-shirt

29

Organic cotton · 180 g/m²

Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 · STTU169
Design
Size
02 / 03
The heavyweight hoodie — A seal pushed me

The heavyweight hoodie

59

Organic cotton · 350 g/m²

Stanley/Stella Cruiser 2.0 · STSU177
Design
Size
03 / 03
The mug shot — A seal pushed me

The mug shot

19

Ceramic · 325 ml

Printful White Glossy Mug · 11 oz
Design
Printed on demandRegional production when available14-day EU withdrawal

THE STORY

In French, “a seal pushed me” is “un phoque m’a poussé”. Say it out loud. There it is.

The drawing is original. The seal denies everything.

Keep scrolling. The seal will handle the rest.

NOT THROWAWAY MERCH

Premium blanks, printed only after ordering to avoid needless inventory.

T-shirt
Stanley/Stella STTU169 · 100% organic cotton · 180 g/m²
Hoodie
Stanley/Stella STSU177 · 350 g/m²
Mug
Glossy ceramic · dishwasher and microwave safe

VERY SEALIUS ASKED QUESTIONS

Why only three ways to seal the deal?

Because a good test does not need 47 products. We are keeping the three formats that carry the joke best.

Where are they made?

Printful selects a production centre based on the delivery address and stock. The chosen garments are intended for the European market.

Can I return my order?

Yes. EU consumers generally have 14 days after delivery. Defects and printing errors are handled separately.

Is it really French?

Yes. “Un phoque m’a poussé” literally means “a seal pushed me”. The rest depends on your accent.